Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Dark Secret - New Year Special

Rating: 3 1/2


It was a working day in school. After a tired day MJ, the Hero went into the woods along with his secret lover fellust(Married women) to catch some animal for dinner. After sometime they met at a place just outside the forest.Fellust,the woman from Bangalore (who had left his husband to be with MJ) had caught a wild rabbit and was having it in her hand. MJ was excited to see her as he got some food without doing any work or paying. Now fellust said " Oh dear! can we stay in cresent hotel tonight. I am tired." MJ was awaiting this and immediately nodded his head. Fellust handed over a basket filled with oranges and lemons which was a new year present for MJ. What did MJ gave in return for all this gifts? Did they stayed in the hotel together?
To be continued....

Monday, December 14, 2009

Love me if you are single :)

Rating: 3


This is a story about a guy who lost his girl friend few months back.Let us call him "mesingleu?" That being a sad story let me not mention about that.(May be if my exclusive readers wants I will write that too. Comment if you want to know.) I will tell about his recent crush. Now that his true love has ditched him he has become more pragmatic.(Too late) He knows where his destiny lies. "Mesingleu?" is more skeptical about his lady love. Now that he is single and ready to mingle he has a few set of rules.

1. Decent looking.(Hmmm...Everyone wants this..so its ok.)
2. Should be single (Ya gr8..another obvious thing...no...no wait u have an option for hitting on committed people too. Who knows if she is part of despo gang you mi8 be lucky he he)
3. She should visit school more than she visits bangalore.( Strange rule isn't it. :) May be he has something in his mind)
4. Shouldn't ditch him for any reason.{ How is this possible? Its difficult for any girl to confirm this before starting the relationship. :) What if there are better option.? :) }
5. Wait.......................
Too many rules already..stop...If you lay any more rule you need to search a girl in another planet..he he

So after considering all this rules he still has found a girl suitable for his experiments before marriage(Being skeptical :) ). Let us name her "Amisingle?". Who is this girl "Amisingle" who visits bangalore frequently? What is the reason behind her visit. Is she really satisfying all the criteria? Is there something hero doesn't know? Did the hero ever tell his love?

Answers soon...wait for it...:)

P.S: Dear readers please comment on my post if possible especially in Pandoras Box. That will be a motivation for me to keep writing. Its ok even if you are not willing to reveal your identity in the comment. Thank you.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Ever heard of Despo list?

Rating:3

There lived a hot chick[She believes so] who had so much of attitude. For her any guy who smiles at her or talk to her had already fallen for her he he. This include professors, school mates and outsiders. Initially few good people approached her to be friendly when she came into the school but she treated them like nothing. Then came the "Despo" guys. They showed her the fantasy world which had power, fame & wealth. She was overwhelmed by their company. She thought she got all she needed but didn't realize that these "Despo" guys cannot really love or be friendly. They will move on when they find the next best gal. Also the tolerance level of these "Despo" guys are very low as they believe there are lot of options in the world then why stick to few people. :). When time passed by she started to realize that what she was doing was a mistake. What she is going to do next? Even I don't know. :p What a sad ending to the story? The answers will be in Part 2..wait for it ;)

Whats this Despo list?
This is the list of guys/girls who are desperate to get one partner who is good looking and towards whom they can be possessive about, till they find another partner. ;)

How big is this list? who are the people? What are the criteria to join this Despo list? Answers soon :)

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Silent Assassin is Out door Assasin now + Unknown combination

Rating: 3 1/2

Story 1:

Praful Bodra's Party was happening in C floor in LIBA hostel. I was amazed to see a new guy. He was none other than "Silent Assassin". He got his name because earlier he used to be silent but can only be seen among girls. The funny part is that now he knows that people call him silent assassin but has no clue why he is called so. During the party we declared him as outdoor assassin. Now everyone while walking inside college need to be careful. :) He might be on any of the trees waiting with a sniper smile on his face. he he. He is known for his aim. He will never miss. Girls Beware of his smile. :)


Crazy Laugh-er(Video Uploaded soon)



Best hair style in college



Story 2:
The initial in his T-shirt is the clue for UNKNOWN COMBINATION

There lived a guy who had good personality. He studied in LIBA. His passion for marketing brought him so many things. One such thing is a girl who runs towards him whenever she sees him.[He marketed himself really well in college. :)] Wherever she is, if she sees him she will come near and say ".....shhhhhhh....". She will find various reason on the spot to start a conversation. This include asking for library card even though she wont withdraw any book with it. She eats lunch twice just to sit with him in the canteen. She really likes his company. But hardly gets it. :( This is a story of an unknown combination. :)

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Teddy Bear Tale 2



Story:

What happened in Tale 1?

There were rumour being spread about a teddy bear going from LIBA hostel to Besant nagar RBI quaters. Then teddy bear boy was spotted with a love wall paper in his laptop. In the climax the story ended without anybody knowing whether they are lovers are not.

Tale 2:

The teddy bear HR boy continued his romance. There was a two day retreat conducted near santhom. In the retreat they spent quality time with each other. Then what happened was pretty interesting.

One day there was a physcometric test for placement process. Teddy bear boy(HR) and Teddy bear Girl(Marketing) was part of the process. The person conducting the test wanted every one to sit leaving some gap in between. Everyone else moved but Teddy bear boy didn't want to leave the girl and move to the next chair. He couldn't even sit away from her for 20 minutes. he he.Finally after everyone pleading him to move to the next chair he moved. But the moment the test got over they got back together. Wow cool is in it. Whenever Teddy bear boy comes to hostel he keeps looking at his cell phone expecting call from teddy bear girl. Teddy bear girl keeps looking at her 3 and a half feet teddy bear which was gifted to avoid wasting 'Teddy bear family' money over the phone. :) :)

Monday, November 23, 2009

The 'impression' party

Story:

There lived a teacher in a school who used to think that he was the greatest person in the whole world. The teacher nick named "L-1k" boasts about him all the time. He has so much ego that at times he forgets his basic duty is to teach the students and students pay for education. He doesn't abide by rules but he expects all the students to follow his order. Few of his classes would be to prove he is right rather than teaching what is right. He bullies students and management never interferes because he supposedly brings laurel to the school. Some believe that laurel is flimsy and it will burst like a bubble, once exposed to the real competition.


He used to call the students "kids" but hangs out with them in bar. There was a old saying in which 'Guru' was considered above God but this guy takes away all the dignity of the profession. Once he was asked to lead one of the voluntary group, he called all the student members which included few girls and after doing his own boasting he invited the students to party in "Zaras",the pub near airport at the end of the year[There was 5 months left for that academic year to get over]. The motive was to impress few students in the group(Girls). The funny part was before even the activity of the voluntary group started L-1K was discussing about the party towards the end. Finally when the year ended, the party never happened but this cheap news was spread across the school . This teacher was thrown out on moral grounds when the new management took over and this news came on internet for the whole world to read. Thus he learned his lesson.

Train Tale 2


The hero and the heroine of the train tale do lot of funny activities which made me write this sequel.
Story:

Moment the train stops in nungambakam station in the morning around 7:30, the hero calls the heroine. When he comes to know that she doesn't have morning class he can't hide his disappointment. Oh no! Why can't the 'scheduler' change the timing so that we come together everyday. [:(]. Then unwillingly he walks to college. Hero cannot concentrate. Everything that is being taught is going over his head. He keeps looking at his phone for the call from the heroine. Finally @ 11 a.m he gets a message, " I am in college". Hero wants to run out of the class but waits till the break. Moment the professor leaves the class room, he almost runs to the canteen to see the heroine sitting with a 'veg' puff. This is the sacrifice from the heroines part. Even after seeing the hero, heroine keeps her same tough look but is excited within.

"Bhary" the Hero hasn't spoken even a word since they have met. Both of them keep the puff in between them and look at it from all angle. After thinking about all potential topics that might excite the heroine he decides to discuss about finance. he he. In between I forgot to mention about the second sacrifice by the heroine "Maby" which is changing her specialization from marketing to finance for Bhary. Time pass by, people pass by they are still looking at the puff.

Now all of the sudden 'Sheeba', Maby's friend comes and sits opposite to them. Bhary says "Hello". [Mind Voice: what the heck, this girl has no one to sit with are what? :) How can she disturb our "Finance" discussion.]:). Now Bhary has no other option but to eat the puff, when he has eaten half Maby gazes at him.[Mind voice : Leave the rest for me]. He keeps the puff down. Maby while eating the rest of the puff asks sheeba when is your next class? you have any other work?. Sheebha couldn't get the clue that she is asking her to leave but innocently replies saying "No" for all her questions. Finally after lots of attempts Maby & Bhary decide to leave that place and go to some empty class room where no one will disturb.

To be continued....

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